Welcome to our blog! After much deliberation, we, Betty and Veronica (names have been changed to protect the ‘not so innocent’), have decided to inflict our opinions on the masses.
Our narcissistic attitudes know the public will not only love us but also crave us like our gentleman followers!
Today we will talk about what it means to be a “TRUE” feminist! We’re not talking about the ‘fem-nazi all men suck types’, but a real feminist. A REAL feminist means knowing you are powerful without having to be over bearing. We are strong, independent but appreciate chivalry in all it’s forms (open the damn door already), because we know its men showing us respect for being the wonderful creatures that we are! We reserve the right to have high-powered careers as well as families in the suburbs, without receiving any shit from anyone else. Should we decide to hire extra help (i.e. maid or nanny) you can suck our big toes because we “do what we want,” –Cartman, South Park.
*Neither Betty or Veronica have families yet, their careers are high powered but the high pay is negotiable and depends on your lifestyle. Both Betty and Veronica have a champagne taste on a beer budget… that’s not to say that it won’t soon change. “Sugar Daddies” can apply within.
That’s all for today but stay tunes for more rants, opinions, random antics and stories from the two intelligent (yet wildly witty) hot chicks that have for all intensive purposes dove off the deep end… Good way, bad way? You decide!
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Very funny! But I bet you already (narcissistically) knew that.
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