Thursday, May 15, 2008

Fashion Police

Today I (Betty) have decided to post a ‘Fashion Police’ List. Since I’ve been the only one willing to post stuff, I feel like I can put whatever the hell I want with out my counter part (Veronica) getting upset… mwahahaha!

If you are doing the following… Run like hell before you get your un-educated ass arrested!

  • Wearing open toed shoes with nylons - Freaking shave your legs and get a pedicure for crying out loud!
  • Showing both cleavage and your midriff – Hello trailer part! One or the other honey, not both!
  • Wearing black and brown accessories together – Unless you’re wearing an outfit that has both colors in it, then don’t fall into this fashion faux pas.
  • Wearing a shrug shirt… the ones that tie in the front and looks like a booby holder! – Unless you’re a ‘B’ cup, it’s not going to working for you!
  • Wearing flip-flops with anything that isn’t shorts or jeans – It looks bad! Don’t ever do it, especially if you’re wearing a dress… Holy NoNo!
  • Wearing anything strapless if you’re top heavy – It’s called dressing for your body type, nobody wants to see you falling out of your clothes.
  • Showing off your thong – It’s tacky and thank goodness that fad is over!

Remember to dress with class! It sends the statement that you are a force to be reckoned with, and not some trashy road whore! You can look sexy and seductive without overdoing it and making men wonder how much you charge.